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A Mind Is A Terrible Thing... Compilation CD

HARI - KARAOKE:
01 • It's Just Not Right...

YAVEL NØTNA:
02 • The Theme From "Cyberia"

THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY:
03 • Jinxed / Picnic

JUST PLAIN STUPID:
04 • Geographical Changes

PLEASURE VIBE 2000:
05 • The Schleprock Of Love

D.F.M.G.:
06 • Goin' Postal!!! [Automated Bulk Mail Center Mix]

TONTO KOWALSKI:
07 • Skiing In New Hampshire [Alternative Mix]

STUCCO HOLMES:
08 • Diagonally Parked In A Parellel Universe

THE YAVEL NØTNA QUARTET:
09 • Critique Oblique [Nøtna - esque Mix]

MARK OF THE LARV:
10 • Smiley Face Cookie

THE OBLONG BOYS:
11 • Connect The Dots

AMY L. NITRATE:
12 • We're Not In Kansas Anymore

A TORTURED SOUL:
13 • The Tree Of Woe [Alternative Version]

All Material Previously Unreleased From The Vaults Of GUAVA Records Ltd. 

© 2003 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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Big Golden Orange
CD Single

01 • Like Sand Through The Hands of Time

02 • Welcome To The Black Market

© 2004 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited 1st edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]
a limited 2nd edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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The Blue Velvet Underground & Frank Booth
"Sex, Drugs & Rock'n'Roll" CD

01 • Sex [Nitrous Oxide Mix]

02 • Drugs [Fatal Mix]

03 • Rock 'n' Roll [AM Radio Mix]

"In Dreams I Walk With You, In Dreams I Talk With You"
© 2003 GUAVA Records Ltd.

Special Thanks To Frank Booth & The Blue Velvet Underground

a limited edition pressing of 7 copies [out of print]

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Johnny Nine - Lives & The Copy Cats
"Pandora's Jukebox" CD

01 • I Want Your Lovin'
02 • Travelin' Man
03 • That's What I Like
04 • Endless Sleep
05 • I Take It Back
06 • Teenage Romance
07 • Kookie
08 • Wake Up! Wake Up!
09 • Broken Hearted [Again]
10 • Who's Sorry Now?
11 • Tossin' & Turnin'
12 • Crying [Over You]
13 • Gonna Break Her Heart

Take a dance step back in time, to the Pandora's Jukebox of Rock 'n' Roll's childhood, to the music that came from behind a sister's bedroom door, to experience the milkshake flavored, tear stained, heartbreaking, formica-topped, AM Radio soundtrack of teenage angst in 1950's America. Just remember to bring a pocketful of nickels, and please don't forget your comb...

"When I'm Flyin' Solo, Who Knows Where I'm At???"
© 2003 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [Out of Print]

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Hari - Karaoke
"To Forgive Is... Divine" CD

01 • Papa's Got A Brand New Dime Bag
02 • The Night Train
03 • Snatching Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory
04 • Second Thoughts
05 • Rivetheads
06 • Can't We All Just Get Along???
07 • Heroin Chic
08 • Breathless
09 • Sammy Davis Jewnoir
10 • The Theory Of Relativity By Jerry Lee Lewis
11 • Keep On Walking...
12 • I Love You
13 • The Queen Of Chiba
14 • Great Plains
15 • The Jon Spencer Blues

Bonus Tracks: [Demo's & Outtakes]
16 • No More Rock 'n' Roll Part One
17 • Honeysuckle Rose
18 • No More Rock 'n' Roll Parts Two & Three
19 • To Forgive is... Divine
20 • I Feel Your Pain

All Material Recorded May - June 1997
Remastered July 2002
CD Artwork Courtesy Of Stucco Holmes
© 1997 Hari - Karaoke
© 2002 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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"In GUAVA We Trust" Compilation 2xCD

DISC ONE: LTD. EDITION GUAVA RECORDS RELEASES

HARI - KARAOKE:
01 • I Feel Your Pain
02 • Keep On Walking
03 • Snatching Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory
04 • Great Plains
05 • No More Rock 'n' Roll Part One

MARK OF THE LARV:
06 • The Crystal Skull Of Doom
07 • Shot Gun
08 • Sugar Water Larvis

PLEASURE VIBE 2000:
09 • Shopping Mall Easter Bunny
10 • Serenade For Larvae
11 • Ancient Chinese Secret
12 • Now That's Italian
13 • Johnny's Quest

JUST PLAIN STUPID:
14 • Don't Tell Me What To Do
15 • Car Muffler
16 • The Ants Go Marching
17 • Tomorrow's Not Promised
18 • Questions

YAVEL NOTNA:
19 • Vlad The Inhaler

THOSE TORTURED SOULS:
20 • The Rock 'n' Roll Terrorist

"GROOVY UNDERGROUND AUDIO VISUAL ARTS"

All Material Contained On This Disc Was Previously Released As Ltd. Edition cd's on GUAVA Records

As Our Motto Says, "Once They're Gone..."

© 2002 GUAVA Records, Ltd.

DISC TWO: UNRELEASED GEMS FROM THE VAULTS OF GUAVA

PLEASURE VIBE 2000:
01A • The Star Spangled Banner
01B • The Star Strangled Manner
01C • I Gotchya

I FOUND JESUS (ON TEN HITS OF ACID):
02A • Subway Stations Of The Cross
02B • I Found Jesus (On Ten Hits Of Acid)
02C • Satan Takes A Holiday
02D • Burn!!! Burn!!! Burn!!! For Your Sins

JUST PLAIN STUPID:
03A • Sonata For A Whore (Excerpt)
03B • Yankee Cheese Doodle
03C • Song For Stucco
03D • Sweet Leaf (Paraquat Mix)

YAVEL NØTNA QUARTET:
04A • Critique Oblique
04B • Under A Tuxedomoon
04C • Jealousy

FERAL NELDA & THE OBLONG BOYS:
05A • Windy
05B • Goose Step In Time
05C • Moronica's Theme
05D • Tap Dancing In Slush
05E • Drunk On The High Wire

THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM:
06A • The Theme From Aladdin
06B • Michael Row The Boat Ashore
06C • Speaking In Tongues
06D • All Souls Day

THE MORON TABERNACLE CHOIR:
07A • The Battle Hymn Of The Republic
07B • Just Another Perfect Day
07C • Them Bones, Them Bones
07D • Closing Comments & The Final Curtain Call

© 2002 GUAVA Records Ltd.

Intro's & Final Curtain Call Courtesy Of The Champagne Maestro

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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"In GUAVA We Trust" Compilation CD

UNRELEASED GEMS FROM THE VAULTS OF GUAVA

PLEASURE VIBE 2000:
01A • The Star Spangled Banner
01B • The Star Strangled Manner
01C • I Gotchya

I FOUND JESUS (ON TEN HITS OF ACID):
02A • Subway Stations Of The Cross
02B • I Found Jesus (On Ten Hits Of Acid)
02C • Satan Takes A Holiday
02D • Burn!!! Burn!!! Burn!!! For Your Sins

JUST PLAIN STUPID:
03A • Sonata For A Whore (Excerpt)
03B • Yankee Cheese Doodle
03C • Song For Stucco
03D • Sweet Leaf (Paraquat Mix)

YAVEL NØTNA QUARTET:
04A • Critique Oblique
04B • Under A Tuxedomoon
04C • Jealousy

FERAL NELDA & THE OBLONG BOYS:
05A • Windy
05B • Goose Step In Time
05C • Moronica's Theme
05D • Tap Dancing In Slush
05E • Drunk On The High Wire

THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM:
06A • The Theme From Aladdin
06B • Michael Row The Boat Ashore
06C • Speaking In Tongues
06D • All Souls Day

THE MORON TABERNACLE CHOIR:
07A • The Battle Hymn Of The Republic
07B • Just Another Perfect Day
07C • Them Bones, Them Bones
07D • Closing Comments & The Final Curtain Call

© 2002 GUAVA Records Ltd.

Intro's & Final Curtain Call Courtesy Of The Champagne Maestro

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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Rico Jones
"Un Cuento Del Amor"
also known as
"En Kjarlighetshistorie"
["A Love Story"] CD
Due to the overwhelming popularity of his special guest appearance with PLEASURE VIBE 2000 on the "IN GUAVA WE TRUST" A GUAVA Records 2CD Compilation [GUAVA 029 / 030], GUAVA Records is proud to present the spoken word performance artist, RICO JONES. RICO JONES is a poet laureate of Hispanic and Norwegian descent, who transends both time and space, and is also the voice of the new generation. This lexicon devil's mastery of the English language is downright mind-boggling. "UN CUENTO DEL AMOR" also known in Norwegia as "EN KJARLIGHETS- HISTORIE", is a spoken word performance piece that conveys a tender heart wrenching tale of a long distance love relationship in Urban America via the telephone. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll laugh again with delight as RICO JONES smashes all barriers in his path before him, touching on such sensitive subjects as sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, poverty, politics, television and love, amongst other issues. After you experience RICO JONES' award winning spoken word performance in "A LOVE STORY", you too will agree that RICO JONES is The Voice Of The New Millennium. Keep an eye open for RICO JONES - we expect many great things from this fine young Latino - Norwegian Heartthrob...

© 1995 RICO JONES

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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Tonto Kowalski
"Compositions" CD
01 • Orange Sunshine
02 • Skiing In New Hampshire
03 • Between Iraq And A Hard Place
04 • Chivalry's Dead
05 • Teshticular Fortitude
06 • Spiritual Pipe Dreams
07 • The One That Got Away
08 • Once More, For Old Times Sake 

"I was at a bar late one evening, and I struck up a conversation with a 'Lady Of The Night'... as we got around to the topic of our conversation, work, she explained to me that men who are of Native - American descent are men of great 'length', while men who are of Polish descent are men of great 'girth'. Then she leaned over to me, asked me my name, and I replied, 'Kowalski, Tonto Kowalski...'"

Tonto Kowalski
"A True Story" 2000

© 2003 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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Love Machine
"Get The Funk Out!!!" CD

01 • I Wanna Funk You!!! (3" CD Extended Disco Dance Mix)

Get The Funk Out!!!
An Abbreviated History Of The 1970's Phenomenon Formerly Known As Disco
02 • Part One
03 • Part Two
04 • Part Three
***Attention Deficit Disorder Mix

"Old Trends Never Die, They Just Go Underground!!!"

"Mindless Music For The Masses"
© 2002 GUAVA Records Ltd.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT "LOVE MACHINE"

"Get The Funk Out!!!" is to Disco what the Residents 'Third Reich'n'Roll' is to the music of the 1960's... it actually takes a heinous form of music and makes it almost palatable... buy or cry!!!"
•An Unidentified Former Employee Of Ralph Records

"To be honest, I think it sucks!!!"
•An Unidentified Culturally Ignorant Human Being

"What the hell was that??? No wonder why GUAVA only makes 13 copies... Who the f*** would listen to that crap???"
•A Former Girlfriend Of A GUAVA Records Employee

"The greatest recording of all time in the history of recorded music in the Western Hemisphere..."
•Jayson Blair, Ex - New York Times 2003

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

"GET ON UP ON THE FLOOR, 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE 'TIL YA JUST CAN'T BOOGIE NO MORE..."

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Musical Roadkill On The Three Chord Highway
"A History Of Country & Western Music
In American Popular Culture" CD

01 • A New Ten - Gallon Hat
02 • Yodelin' Blues
03 • Too Old To Cut The Mustard
04 • White Lightnin'
05 • Out Of Control
06 • The Love You Gave
07 • Yes, Mr. Peters
08 • Truck Drivin' Son - Of - A - Gun
09 • Chicken On The Ground
10 • Last Cheater's Waltz
11 • Sally Let Your Bangs Hang Down
12 • I Ain't Never
13 • I Love You

"When Life Was Finger Lickin' Good,
And God Lived In Our Neighborhood..."
© 2002 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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"FRIPP ME OUT!!!" [Robert Fripp]

1 • Fripp Me Out (Opus Maximus)

2 • The League Of Crafty Cheese Guitar Whiz

3 • I'd Kill Fripper For A Tuna Sandwich

© 2002 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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A SALUTE TO SURGERY" [Renaldo & The Loaf]

1 • She Had Nothing On But The Radio

2 • Chickens Do Not Have Fingers, Fish Do Not Have Sticks, And Buffaloes Do Not Have Wings

3 • Peace In The Valley

4 • Postcards From The Ledge

"Educating The Masses..."
© 2003 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

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"FREAK ME OUT, FRANK, FREAK ME OUT!!!"
[Frank Zappa]

1 • Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!! [Intro]

2 • Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!! Part 1

3 • Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!! Part 2

4 • Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!! Part 3

5 • Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!! Part 4

6 • Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!! Part 5

7 • Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!! [Reprise]

"Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!!"
© 2003 GUAVA Records Ltd.

a limited edition pressing of 13 copies [out of print]

THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY Is an ever revolving, ever rotating cast of characters, forming a musical collective of musicians from different musical genres whom wish to remain anonymous. Through anonymity, these musicians are able to produce and record works that are outside their realms in the world of music, thus eliminating the musical and creative boundaries by which they are held captive in their respective musical genres. For example, let us say that an individual that will go unnamed from a established, currently popular alternative bubble gum band, has an interest a recording a release that is "not commercial in nature" AKA "the record industry will not make millions of dollars on this release", thus virtually destroying his newfound popularity amongst the teenyboppers, and also destroying his career in "The Commerical Music Industry". Through the vehicle of THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY, this individual that will go unnamed from a currently popular established, currently popular alternative bubble gum band, is able to remain anonymous, and produce and record non - commercially viable music with no established boundaries, and still not tarnish or damage their reputation within "The Commercial Music Industry." The musical possibilities are endless. For example, Barry Manilow, who, believe it or not, is a closet Tom Waits fan, would be able to record an album of Tom Waits cover song material, and, through the anonymity of THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY, can still retain his status in "The Musical Community". By the same token, Brittany Spears and Justin Timberlake could record an album of Pussy Galore cover songs, and not be laughed out of "The Commercial Music Industry".

THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY is currently working on a twenty - five volume series entitled THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY PRESENTS "The International Composer's Series". The International Composer's Series is a musical tribute to those composers, both known and unknown, whose works influenced these anonymous artists who participate in THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY's musical collective.

Currently, THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY has recorded these works as a tribute to the following composers...

The International Composer's Series Volume One CD
"Fripp Me Out!!!"
[Robert Fripp - UK]

The International Composer's Series Volume Two CD 
"A Salute To Surgery"
[Renaldo & The Loaf - UK] 

The International Composer's Series Volume Three CD 
"Freak Me Out, Frank, Freak Me Out!!!"
[Frank Zappa - USA]

Future releases by THE MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY include such diverse artists as...

•Robert Quine [USA]
•Brian Jones [UK]
•Thomas Dimuzio [USA]
•Herb Albert [TIJUANA]
•Jon Spencer Blues Explosion [USA]
•Gerogerigegege [JAPAN]
•Lawrence Welk [USA]
•Einsturzende Neubauten [Germany]
•Tad & Chad Ghostal [GHOST PLANET]

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E-Mail: guavarecords@msn.com

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